Dear CINTAS Truck Driver,

Well, excuse me, but I am in the habit of going slowly and checking my rearview mirror for pedestrians when I back out of a parking space. So when the car that zipped out of its parking spot almost hit me this morning, I felt I was perfectly justified in saying "Woah," and sort of waving my arms at the driver. Your scolding me that I needed to look where I was going was totally unjustified--especially since that car was still in its parking spot when I stepped off the curb. In fact, you were so out of line that I didn't even realize you were directing your statement at me until I was inside Starbucks. I would totally have told you all this to your face, but you weren't in your truck anymore when I came out.

Unless you're going to yell at the person who actually did something wrong, why don't you mind your own business? Ass!

Love,
A person who thinks a commercial driver should be more familiar with the "yield to pedestrians" rule.